"You know Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift, possibly the most precious gift you possess. You want to give this gift very carefully. It is a gift you can only give to one man. Once you give it, it's gone. You can't re-gift it. If you give it away too soon, to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you will have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater." The minister to Rory on "Gilmore Girls."

"Chloe, we're in active code. We don't have time for your personality disorder." Buchanan to Chloe on "24."

Death sucks, doesn't it?" Boone to Shannon on "Lost."

"It's because last year sucked." Vaughn to Greg on "Alias."

"I just can't believe it. I mean there he is, a murderer just living right on our street and there's nothing we can do about it because you're a convicted felon and I burned down that stupid house. It's just not fair." Susan to Mike about Paul on "Desperate Housewives."

"You and me. We're done." Lorelai's to Emily on "Gilmore Girls."

"I was inappropriately blunt, wasn't I? I do that a lot." Chloe to Audrey on "24."

"For starters, my name isn't Michael Vaughn." Vaughn to Sydney in the final line of "Alias."

"Hey, who's your daddy?" Keith to Veronica on "Veronica Mars."